USS BENNINGTON

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Radio exchange off the coast of Newfoundland:




Radio exchange between SMALL U.S. Navy ship and Canadian source off the coast of Newfoundland:

Navy Ship: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

Canadian Source: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees."

Navy Ship: "This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course."

Canadian Source: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."

Navy Ship: "This is an aircraft carrier of the U.S. Navy. We are a larger ship. Divert your course NOW!"

Canadian Source: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."




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