NAVY HUMOR
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IN THE NAVY IF YOU'RE A WOMAN
Top Ten ways to tell you're gonna have a rough time in the NAVY if you're a woman.
- 10. You're the only female invited to the next Tailhook Convention.
- 9. The Captain invites you to his room to play "Upscope".
- 8. The first ship you're assigned to is called a Frigate.
- 7. Your welcome package includes a bumper sticker that reads, "If this ship's rockin don't come knockin".
- 6. You're always volunteered to be the CPR dummy.
- 5. You THOUGHT they said, "All hands on DECK".
- 4. Your water survival gear consists of a thong bikini and a bottle of Coppertone.
- 3. The pilots practice their carrier landings while pretending you're an aircraft carrier.
- 2. You're assigned to a submarine and you hear someone say, "going down", even after you're underwater.
- 1. Your room is equipped with a 17" Admiral and you find out it's not a television set.
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